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If you're here, you're probably snooping around my office and looking in my records. Tsk, tsk. Although there are some raspberry sweets in the second drawer -- no, not in that bureau. Getting warmer. No... colder. Ah. There. Help yourself.

While you're snooping, I must warn you that anyone who is a member of np_hogwarts and np_atlas should add me as a friend. After all, I am a a friend to all.

While you're at it, make sure you've friended np_officials and np_dailyprophet. Of course, joining np_hogwarts, np_atlas, np_chatter and np_plotting may also be an excellent idea.

Some of you may be concerned that you are not yet on my Student Rosters. Yes, I know you've been snooping in my Student Files. Shame on you. Really, I'm usually quite organized, but sometimes papers don't get to me quite as quick as they should, so have some patience. As well, if you haven't posted HERE, you won't be added. Because really, I can stand "Dark Lords" and bad Muggle television, but passive students? That's a No-No.

I do believe that's everything...

Oh, no. I forgot. How silly of me. If you happen to sprout small, slimy tentacles instead of arm hairs, I suggest going to see madame_russiani right away. Those raspberry sweets tend to have that after effect.

Cheers!